thAts wAt they R thinking

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can
 deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months
 to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can
deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver
 a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man
 or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the
 child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the
 PROCESS to Produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is
 not the Right baby