Levels and Process Areas of CMMI-SW

1. Initial
2. Managed
# Requirements Management
# Project Planning
# project Monitoring and Control
# Supplier Agreement and Management
# Measurement and Analysis
# Process and Product Quality Assureance
# Configuration Management
3. Defined
4. Quantitatively Managed
5. Optimizing

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5 Levels of SW-TMM

1. Initial
2. Phase definition
3. Integration
4. Management and measurement
5. Optimization / defect prevention and quality control

Types of Defects

1. Functional Defects.
2. Non-Functional Defects.
3. Security -related.
4. Safety -related.
5. External interface related.
6. Conformance related.
7. Portability related.
8. Usability related.
9. Testability related

Black Box Test Case Design Techiniques

Here some of the Black Box Test Case Design Techiniques...
1. Specification Based Testing
2. Equivalence Partitioning
3. Boundary Value Analysis
4. Cause Effect Analysis
5. State Transition Diagrams
6. Use Case Based Design

TeSTErs JoKEs - 2

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

TeSTErs JoKEs

When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested. " Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company. "

Wanna Define Software Testing

Most of the time, people asked to define Testing....
But my view on that definition is this---------
IS IT Possible to Define LOVE
if u asked this question to a person who was not experienced love...he may define something..
but, for a person who experienced LOVE..., he can't define anything...
the truth is this, if u understand something truly like LOVE, FRIENDSHIP, FAMILY, GOD, ZEN....then u cant define it.

Like the same, if u understanded what testing is...then u cant define it.
ITS JUST ..MORE THEN THAT.