The words l like the most in tamil

உணர்ந்துகொள்
நீ தோல்வியுற்றது
வாழ்க்கையிலல்ல
வாழ்க்கையை புரிதலில்...

Code to check if a parameter exists in DataTable or not.

code:
on error resume next
val=DataTable(”ParamName”,dtGlobalSheet)
if err.number<> 0 then
‘Parameter does not exist
else
‘Parameter exists
end if

Here is the code for the Pass/Fail status of a check point.

chk_PassFail = Browser(…).Page(…).WebEdit(…).Check (Checkpoint(”Check1″))
if chk_PassFail then
MsgBox “Check Point passed”
else
MsgBox “Check Point failed”
end if

story of a LITTLE bird

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

thAts wAt they R thinking

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can
 deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months
 to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can
deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver
 a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man
 or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the
 child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the
 PROCESS to Produce a baby.
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is
 not the Right baby

Top 24 replies by programmers when their programs don't work:

24. "It works fine on MY computer"
23. "Who did you login as ?"
22. "It's a feature"
21. "It's WAD (Working As Designed)"
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it's not been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?"
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "I thought I fixed that."

Why we need reviews.

In an ancient monastery in a far away place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and scrolls in the monastery's scriptorium. He was assigned as a rubricate on copies of books that had already been copied by hand.

One day, while working on the monks' Book of Vows, he asks old Father Florian, the Armarius of the Scriptorium, 'Does not the copying by hand of other copies allow for chances of error? How do we know we are not copying the mistakes of someone else? Are they ever checked against the original?'

Fr. Florian was set back a bit by the obvious logical observation of this youthful monk. 'A very good point, my son. I will take one of the latest copies of the Book of Vows down to the vault and compare it against the original.' Fr. Florian went down to the secured vault and began his verification.

A day passed and the monks began to worry and went down looking for the old priest. They were sure something may have happened. As they approached the vault they heard sobbing and wailing... they opened the door and found Fr. Florian crying over the new copy and the original, ancient Book of Vows, both opened before him on the table. It was obvious to all that the poor man had been crying his old heart out for a long time.

'What is the problem, Reverend Father???' asked one of the monks.

'Oh, my Lord,' sobbed the priest, 'The word is 'CELEBRATE'!!!'

And this is why we need reviews.

Testing Certifications

Testing certifications

• CSTE offered by the Quality Assurance Institute (QAI)
• CSTP offered by the International Institute for Software Testing
• ISEB offered by the Information Systems Examinations Board
• ISTQB offered by the International Software Testing Qualification Board

Quality assurance certifications

• CSQE offered by the American Society for Quality
• CSQA offered by the Quality Assurance Institute (QAI)

zen and moon

A Zen Master lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening, while he was away, a thief sneaked into the hut only to find there was nothing in it to steal. The Zen Master returned and found him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty handed. Please take my clothes as a gift." The thief was bewildered, but he took the clothes and ran away. The Master sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow," he mused, " I wish I could give him this beautiful moon."

zen and tea cup

A university professor went to visit a famous Zen master. While the master quietly served tea, the professor talked about Zen. The master poured the visitor's cup to the brim, and then kept pouring. The professor watched the overflowing cup until he could no longer restrain himself. "It's overfull! No more will go in!" the professor blurted. "You are like this cup," the master replied, "How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup."

Cost of Quality

1. Failure cost
2. Appraisal cost
3. Prevention cost

Verification and Validation

Verification : are we building the product right?
Validation : are we building the right product?

Phases in SDLC

1. Software requirements engineering
2. Software Design
3. Implementation
4. Testing
5. Maintenance